刘谦的魔术不可思议啊

老紫砂 · 发表于 2010-2-13 22:54:22

主持人说出“女歼击机飞行员”时我就感到奇怪，中国的歼击机还分男女？

老紫砂 · 发表于 2010-2-13 23:39:57

对赵本山的期望过高，感觉他今年的小品不如往年。

老紫砂 · 发表于 2010-2-13 23:40:53

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>醉壶楼</i>在2010-2-13 22:54:21的发言：</b><br/>
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<div>要是一下子我们能看穿的话，哪咱们就上了，轮不上他了，哈哈！！！ </div><br/></td>
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<p><br/>醉兄去变把老壶。。。

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面南背北 · 发表于 2010-2-14 00:02:32

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>老紫砂</i>在2010-2-13 23:40:53的发言：</b><br/>
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<div>要是一下子我们能看穿的话，哪咱们就上了，轮不上他了，哈哈！！！ </div><br/></td>
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<p><br/>醉兄去变把老壶。。。<img title="中国壶迷论坛" alt="" src="http://www2.zghmbbs.com/images/emot/em01.gif" onload="imgresize(this);" align="middle" border="0"/></p></div><br/></td>
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<p>把老哥的大亨变来！</p>

老紫砂 · 发表于 2010-2-14 00:57:27

<p>面管，大年初一您就出这点子啊...哈哈</p>

寒塘 · 发表于 2010-2-14 01:03:52

<p>老哥也喜欢王菲

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醉壶楼 · 发表于 2010-2-14 01:29:12

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<div>主持人说出“女歼击机飞行员”时我就感到奇怪，中国的歼击机还分男女？ </div><br/></td>
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<p>中国特色嘛，哈哈！！！</p>

醉壶楼 · 发表于 2010-2-14 01:31:56

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>老紫砂</i>在2010-2-13 23:40:53的发言：</b><br/>
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<p><br/>醉兄去变把老壶。。。<img title="中国壶迷论坛" alt="" src="http://www.zghmbbs.com/images/emot/em01.gif" onload="imgresize(this);" align="middle" border="0"/></p></div><br/></td>
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<p>新壶变老壶咱还没长哪本事，倒是自家常有原自认老壶的变新壶了，哈哈！！！

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醉壶楼 · 发表于 2010-2-14 01:33:27

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<p>老哥也喜欢王菲<img title="中国壶迷论坛" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://www.zghmbbs.com/images/emot/em02.gif" onload="imgresize(this);" align="middle" border="0"/><img title="中国壶迷论坛" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://www.zghmbbs.com/images/emot/em01.gif" onload="imgresize(this);" align="middle" border="0"/></p></div><br/></td>
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<p>大年初一的咋能公开场合问这问题呢！！！

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本味茶 · 发表于 2010-2-14 02:14:09

<p>刘和董的对话比魔术有意思，哈哈</p>

朴居 · 发表于 2010-2-14 03:52:09

没有看。明天补上。

价埒瓦缶 · 发表于 2010-2-14 08:14:00

醉壶楼 · 发表于 2010-2-14 10:03:13

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>本味茶</i>在2010-2-14 2:14:09的发言：</b><br/>
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<p>刘谦：董卿小姐，坚硬吗？<br/>                             董卿：……嗯，坚硬！<br/>                             刘谦：你要我从哪个地方穿过去？<br/>                             董卿：……中间吧！<br/>                                               ……<br/>                              董卿：刘谦再来一次嘛~（刘谦你）太棒了！一年不见，你的手越来越灵活了……真是太棒了…… <br/><br/></p>

静远 · 发表于 2010-2-14 10:56:52

老</font><font face="Verdana">哥<font face="Verdana">带<font face="Verdana">的<font face="Verdana">头------</font></font></font></font>

藏壺 · 发表于 2010-2-14 17:49:30

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>老紫砂</i>在2010-2-14 11:31:01的发言：</b><br/>

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<p>刘谦：董卿小姐，坚硬吗？<br/>                             董卿：……嗯，坚硬！<br/>                             刘谦：你要我从哪个地方穿过去？<br/>                             董卿：……中间吧！<br/>                                               ……<br/>                              董卿：刘谦再来一次嘛~（刘谦你）太棒了！一年不见，你的手越来越灵活了……真是太棒了…… <br/><br/></p></div><br/></td>
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<p><br/>有吗？醉兄你太有才啦！<img title="中国壶迷论坛" src="images/emot/em01.gif" alt="" align="middle" border="0"/><br/><br/></p>
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</div><p></p>哈哈哈,央視要頒個獎給醉兄!

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